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一首SEO歌曲《2014 SEO Freestyle》

Jun 07, 2016 pm 05:23 PM
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又见SEO。以往以文章形式出的的SEO软文简直是弱爆了,下面是爆老师自编自唱的SEO歌曲《2014 SEO Freestyle》


歌词部分:


细节在于执行,执行却被懒惰喊停,各种理由又开始在显灵,就能猜到你拿4位数工资的表情,仿佛能听到,张惠妹那海哭的声音;


每个人都有自己的想法,没有必要委屈求成一种活法,但至少爆老师觉得seo不只是个技法,更多要靠项目管理的方法;


有人死爱发外链 就算lee肯请吃饭,他也不来电,ctrl C + Ctrl V 外链软文求速递,一边发一边念,千万别被TA枪毙;


有人深知做体验,但不知道如何来改变,网站一切只是过往云烟;


回到用户体验为本,虽然你加以承认,但还是会为排名心疼,流量、PK 留量,除了有意无意的呐喊,我感觉不到你小宇宙的能量;


百度快照停档,看你那副惆怅,像是女友面前裤子开了裆,塞翁失马,焉知非福,或许这是 排名爆发前的最后一幕;


说是内容为王,细看仍是采集堂,我想问一句,你家里人知道吗? 何时用心创作可以不放嘴上,我们这场战役就能打得漂亮;


有人反对培训,觉得都是忽悠君,但回头自己也在琢磨如何摆脱项目就地培训,自己做,就浑身是劲,仿佛苍老师此刻 按你宿舍门铃;


Teacher Bao不是YY公开课的土鳖老湿,也不是喊卖购物频道的激情导狮;


一次关注,就要,从此专注,迈出原创精致内容分享视频的脚步,虽然一路会困难阻阻,但这就是自己喜欢的态度 工作在于锻炼人的心智,培养自己内在的品质,而非每天分析服务器的日志;


别人绞尽脑汁地搞创意,你是否还在QQ群中吹牛逼,差距就是这样一点一滴;


若你认为我是取款机,那只能说明心态有问题,爆老师最多是台验钞机,验验你是否还有伟人的痕迹;


中国seo的行业 不大不小,足够养活你家老小,既然我们身处行业中,理当促其变繁荣,姚明广告说的好,没有唱衰就没有伤害,打了鸡血似的负面抗争,翻天覆地般的抱怨声,自己却可爱的迟迟不肯抽身;


遇到项目瓶颈就习惯喊停,碰到沟通问题就自动逃避,怪不得客户要质疑你,行不行;


你要相信自己的能力,还要彰显自己的实力,关键是要show出自信心,但还要有,接受不同观点的博大胸襟;


唱到即止,2014 我们一起發誓,改变自己对固有思维的无力统治。


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