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OSChina 周日乱弹 -- PHP 很受鄙视啊

Jun 23, 2016 pm 01:23 PM

大清早的,我们来谈一个比较残酷的问题 —— 你的身高多少?

@铂金蛋蛋:也就算个王子

自己是什么档次请各自对号入座,小小编估计得重新投胎回炉了。。。

以下是对蝴蝶效应最牛的解释,各位程序员看后赶紧去下种子

@草稿纸:什么是蝴蝶 效应,就是如果我们不看av,那么纸巾就卖不出去,伐木工人就会失业,社会就业压力就会加大,国家金融就会崩溃,世界经济就会陷入危机,金融危机会引发资源掠夺,资源掠夺就要发动侵略,侵略就一定会引发战争,战争会演变成世界大战,最终世界会毁灭,太可怕了。吓得我立刻打开了E盘。 

做人要有梦想,没有梦想那跟咸鱼有什么区别

@LittleDust:“老板,梦想这个东西啊……”员工停了几秒后没有继续,反而开始叹气。“你怎么了?你有什么梦想?”“我啊……梦想也算是实现了一半。”“一半?什么意思?”“小时候想做警察叔叔……”“那为什么说实现了一半?咱的工作和警察完全没有关系吧?”“嗯……警察那部分没实现,叔叔那部分实现了…… ” 

好吧,就算你半条咸鱼好了

小小编第一次听说,打飞机还有教程

@义和团团中央书记:

这就是所谓的党指挥枪吗?

双十一到了,小小编很愁啊,不是愁没钱,而是愁没空

@eliane_wu:最近太忙了

这样的皮卡丘会吓到小朋友的

画风分分钟变成《银魂》里的伊丽莎白

生活是很残酷的,尤其是在追女生的时候

今天在音乐会上认识了一个非常漂亮的女孩。   我们聊了几分钟,并且互留了手机号码。   音乐会快结束时,她说她的手机没电了,借我的手机用一下。   我爽快的把手机借给她了。   回家后,我想给她发个短信,结果发现她从我手机里把她的号码删除了。

周末到楼下饭店吃个饭,没想到碰到这些重口味的菜

某饭店……    妹子: “谋杀亲夫”是什么菜? 服务员:刀拍黄瓜  妹子:“隔壁老王”是什么? 服务员:红烧茄子 妹子:那“前男友”呢? 服务员:金针菇……

熊孩子是世界上最奇葩的生物

小明:我要请假。 老师:理由。 小明:我下午要做手术。 老师:什么手术?小明:人体无用副组织群体切除术。 老师:说人话。 小明:理发。 老师:滚出去!小明:……

面对这些熊孩子,老师们都惆怅了

老师上课前的惆怅。。。

但是学生们的忧伤,老师们懂吗

哈哈哈哈

一个个生无可恋的样子

妹子们想要拍出美美的照片吗?角度很重要哦

论拍照的角度(分享自@没品图  )

正所谓 360 行,行行出状元,不要小看街上每个行乞的乞丐

今天在广场上等我女朋友,我看见了一个乞丐。我看别人都在往他面前的盆子里扔钱,我就抱着开玩笑的心态往他盆子里扔了一根烟,谁知道他抬头就跟我说:“兄弟还是你懂我,TM的生意太好走不开,随手就拿了一张五十的给我,兄弟去买两包玉溪,一人一包”。独留我在寒风中凌乱……

多少女生的愿望是下面这个

她说她只有四个愿望: “不劳而获,不学有术,相爱无伤,狂吃不胖。”via重口味女青年

世上不仅有坑爹的娃,还有坑娃的妈

不想說話

你以为有了对象就很幸福吗?图样

和女朋友和她闺蜜出去逛街时的我

你们有没有自己钟爱的编程语言?在别人眼中,你所爱的语言是个什么样的呢?

@LittleDust:PHP好像很受鄙视。。。

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