程序员找不到对象到底是为什么？
不想再对着键盘一直敲敲敲，然后收冻僵了，没有妹子暖暖手；走在路上，没有妹子的手，可以牵着；等公交的时候，没有妹子抱抱取暖；其实，我更想的是，每天晚上不是自己一个人睡在冰冷的床上....
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程序员找不到对象，一般有三种情况：C#、JAVA都有对象，但是经常找不到对象。ASM C直接没有对象。JavaScript都是伪对象，最多算暧昧。但C++日子一直都好过，因为C++是多继承，富二代呀!!! 找不到没关系，可以new一个 是时候放出这张图了
没有熟练掌握面向对象的技巧
因为excel用多了
找不到对象的原因，很大程度是：「程序员为了自黑，声称该行业找不到对象，以吓阻新进程序员，减少潜在的进入程序员行业人数，维持自身竞争力的手段」而已。
如果计算机中创建不出对象,那八成是因为:Out of Memory.如果生活中搞不到对象,那八成是因为:Out of Money.
多么痛的领悟！ 因为你用PHP。 到底是指针丢了 整天什么程序员没有女朋友，简直low到爆。
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