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有七个人曾经住在一起,每天分一大桶粥。要命的是,粥每天都是不够的。 一开始,他们抓阄决定谁来分粥,每天轮一个。于是乎每周下来,他们只有一天是饱的,就是自己分粥的那一天。 后来他们开始推选出一个道德高尚的人出来分粥。强权就会产生腐败,大家开始

        有七个人曾经住在一起,每天分一大桶粥。要命的是,粥每天都是不够的。

一开始,他们抓阄决定谁来分粥,每天轮一个。于是乎每周下来,他们只有一天是饱的,就是自己分粥的那一天。

后来他们开始推选出一个道德高尚的人出来分粥。强权就会产生腐败,大家开始挖空心思去讨好他,贿赂他,搞得整个小团体乌烟障气。

 然后大家开始组成三人的分粥委员会及四人的评选委员会,互相攻击扯皮下来,粥吃到嘴里全是凉的。

最后想出来一个方式:轮流分粥,但分粥的人要等其它人都挑完后拿剩下的最后一碗。为了不让自己吃到最少的,每人都尽量分得平均,就算不平,也只能认了。大家快快乐乐,和和气气,日子越过越好。

同样是七个人,不同的分配制度,就会有不同的风气。所以一个单位如果有不好的工作习气,一定是机制问题,一定是没有完全公平公正公开,没有严格的奖勤罚懒。如何制订这样一个制度,是每个领导需要考虑的问题。

有感:新加坡听到的一句话-制度决定行为。

 

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一个心理学教授到疯人院参观,了解疯子的生活状态。一天下来,觉得这些人疯疯癫癫,行事出人意料,可算大开眼界。

 想不到准备返回时,发现自己的车胎被人下掉了。“一定是哪个疯子干的!”教授这样愤愤地想道,动手拿备胎准备装上。

事情严重了。下车胎的人居然将螺丝也都下掉。没有螺丝有备胎也上不去啊! 教授一筹莫展。在他着急万分的时候,一个疯子蹦蹦跳跳地过来了,嘴里唱着不知名的欢乐歌曲。他发现了困境中的教授,停下来问发生了什么事。 教授懒得理他,但出于礼貌还是告诉了他。 疯子哈哈大笑说:“我有办法!”他从每个轮胎上面下了一个螺丝,这样就拿到三个螺丝将备胎装了上去。 教授惊奇感激之余,大为好奇:“请问你是怎么想到这个办法的?” 疯子嘻嘻哈哈地笑道:“我是疯子,可我不是呆子啊!”

其实,世上有许多的人,由于他们发现了工作中的乐趣,总会表现出与常人不一 样的狂热,让人难以理解。许多人在笑话他们是疯子的时候,别人说不定还在笑他呆 子呢。  做人呆呆,处事聪明,在中国尤其不失为一种上佳做人姿态。

 

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