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<code class="language-csharp"><span class="k">class</span> <span class="nc">Fuck</span> <span class="p">{</span> <span class="k">public</span> <span class="n">Shit</span> <span class="n">Shit</span><span class="p">{</span><span class="k">get</span><span class="p">;</span><span class="k">protected</span> <span class="k">set</span><span class="p">;}</span> <span class="p">=</span> <span class="k">new</span> <span class="n">Shit</span><span class="p">(</span><span class="n">Bitch</span><span class="p">.</span><span class="n">OriginalBitch</span><span class="p">);</span> <span class="k">public</span> <span class="kt">string</span> <span class="n">ShitName</span> <span class="p">=></span> <span class="n">Shit</span><span class="p">.</span><span class="n">Name</span><span class="p">;</span> <span class="k">public</span> <span class="kt">bool</span> <span class="nf">IsFuckable</span><span class="p">(</span><span class="n">Bitch</span> <span class="n">bitch</span><span class="p">)</span> <span class="p">=></span> <span class="n">Shit</span><span class="p">.</span><span class="n">Shitter</span><span class="p">.</span><span class="n">Mother</span> <span class="p">==</span> <span class="n">bitch</span><span class="p">.</span><span class="n">Sister</span><span class="p">;</span> <span class="p">}</span> </code>
<code class="language-scala"><span class="k">def</span> <span class="n">fib1</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">n</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span><span class="o">)</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span> <span class="o">=</span> <span class="n">n</span> <span class="k">match</span> <span class="o">{</span> <span class="k">case</span> <span class="mi">0</span><span class="o">|</span><span class="mi">1</span> <span class="k">=></span> <span class="n">n</span> <span class="k">case</span> <span class="k">_</span> <span class="k">=></span> <span class="n">fib1</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">n</span><span class="o">-</span><span class="mi">1</span><span class="o">)</span> <span class="o">+</span> <span class="n">fib1</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">n</span><span class="o">-</span><span class="mi">2</span><span class="o">)</span> <span class="o">}</span> <span class="k">def</span> <span class="n">fib2</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">n</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span><span class="o">)</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span> <span class="o">=</span> <span class="o">{</span> <span class="k">def</span> <span class="n">itr</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">k</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span><span class="o">,</span> <span class="n">f0</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span><span class="o">,</span> <span class="n">f1</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span><span class="o">)</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Int</span> <span class="o">=</span> <span class="k">if</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">k</span> <span class="o">==</span> <span class="n">n</span><span class="o">)</span> <span class="n">f0</span> <span class="k">else</span> <span class="n">itr</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="n">k</span><span class="o">+</span><span class="mi">1</span><span class="o">,</span> <span class="n">f1</span><span class="o">,</span> <span class="n">f0</span><span class="o">+</span><span class="n">f1</span><span class="o">)</span> <span class="n">itr</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="mi">0</span><span class="o">,</span> <span class="mi">0</span><span class="o">,</span> <span class="mi">1</span><span class="o">)</span> <span class="o">}</span> <span class="k">val</span> <span class="n">fib3</span><span class="k">:</span> <span class="kt">Stream</span><span class="o">[</span><span class="kt">Int</span><span class="o">]</span> <span class="k">=</span> <span class="mi">0</span> <span class="o">#::</span> <span class="n">fib3</span><span class="o">.</span><span class="n">scanLeft</span><span class="o">(</span><span class="mi">1</span><span class="o">){</span> <span class="k">_</span><span class="o">+</span><span class="k">_</span> <span class="o">}</span> </code>