A love letter from a Java programmer

Question

Programmers have always given people the image of having high IQ but low EQ, and not knowing how to be romantic and not able to make girls happy. However, I think programmers are romantic. Regarding this misconception, only one song can be used to express the voice of the majority of programmers: only the person next to him knows how good a programmer is! ! !

A sentence that every programmer knows is actually the most beautiful love word: "Hello Word". The famous writer and programmer Wang Xiaobo translated him as: "Hello, Li Yinhe."

Of course, there are also three lines of love poetry from the programmer:

The following is a love letter from a Java programmer. Use the language I am most familiar with to express my feelings, maybe, this is romance~

《Object-oriented》

Do you know?

Since that time I inadvertently introduced you into my heart.

It can no longer be exported.

I really hope that you will be my private one from now on.

No one else can access your heart anyway.

But don’t worry, I will protect it carefully.

I can abstract the whole world.

But I can’t abstract you.

Because you are so specific in my heart.

This is all thanks to your parent class, who created you many years ago.

I can overload or even override any method in this world.

But I can't rewrite my thoughts about you, I can only keep rewriting them in my heart.

I really want to write you as a singleton.

This way others can no longer access your heart's constructor.

You have been imprinted with static attributes in my world

I really want to add a synchronization lock to your heart.

And, always hold him.

I called the love you method

When I passed myself into this method as a parameter without any hesitation.

I just discovered that falling in love with you is an endless loop.

I can no longer fit anyone else in my stack.

You alone are already overflowing the memory.

If so, you can debug it.

You will see what my stack looks like.

So, do you love me? Please tell me the return value.

If the returned value is true, I will put it into the persistent generation and keep it forever.

If the return value is false, then I can only throw an exception first.

However, I will continue to catch this exception.

Retry until successful.

Because, my world has excluded everyone else.

Without you, compilation will only fail.

PS: Of course, if you want to find a place to tell your story on this day, please leave a message. Either blessing or letting go.

Answer 1

Nice writing, like it